March 5, 2008
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Happy as a clam?
I was watching a tv show this morning and one of the characters said, “You were as drunk as a skunk.” Now this got me thinking. So I asked my husband, who knows everything, “How drunk do skunks get? Is alcoholism a big problem in the skunk community?” To which he replied, “I’ve never noticed any of the little critters walking an especially erratic path. This brings to mind another great mystery of life. Just how happy can a clam be? They’re stuck in a shell. They’re basically mucous. They live in the bottom of the ocean. How damn happy do you think they can be?”
Yep, this is exactly what the tater household is worried about. : )
Comments (2)
How about this one–More fun than a barrel of monkeys?? Seriously, all those monkeys cramped in a barrel and think about how it would smell!! Yep, I must agree with you on this one!!
lmaooooooooooooooo The deep mysteries of life huh
Have a super day xoxo Tynee